lmlao: laugh my lesbian ass off
imlo: in my lesbian opinion
imle: in my lesbian experience
omlg: oh my lesbian god
tyvml: thank you very much lesbians
smlh: shaking my lesbian head
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I met a bisexual girl a few weeks ago and she casually mentioned lesbian “sheepitude” or the tendency for two lesbians to be interested in each other but neither make a move because both are unsure of reciprocation. it was both reassuring and hilarious and also a little sad that us lesbians are so hopelessly romantic that this is becoming a universal concept
woman learn they they are supposed to be emotionally, physically, mentally, and sexually available for men. butch and femme lesbians take those ideas and instead make themselves available to [other gay] women. they are equally women. they are equally battling gender roles. it’s not “who’s the man/who’s the woman?” it’s not heteronormative and if you’re not a lesbian it’s NOT your place to act like you know what you’re talking about.
this includes trans lesbians.
My roommate is in this feminist theory class, and they’re taking about lesbianism and this heterosexual lady is literally arguing that without the patriarchy lesbians wouldn’t exist….that lesbians are only lesbians because men are “vile”??? 😡🙄 straight people literally can’t get their head around a sexuality not involving men.
will non-lesbians ever stop getting defensive and burying lesbians with My Boyfriend 101 every time we say anything slightly negative about men or are they physically incapable of shutting up. we may never know
Anonymous asked:
are you lesbian-phobic?
benepla-deactivated20180521 answered:
i am a lesbian. so yes
Foods before dudes
Literally anything before dudes
Literally anything before dudes
Anonymous asked:
i asked my gf out by recording a mixtape onto a cassette, drawing cover art, and giving it to her on a hill with a view of london, along with a cassette player... she said yes and now weve been together 6 months...
tenderlesbian-deactivated201807 answered:
lesbians are so romantic??? a man would never
how come humans don’t lick to show affection
lesbians do!
I spat out my drink